Vomit is when I come up stupid stuff

When I think of a concept I Vomit. It's a kind of bacteria I have in my stomach, provoked by brain-storming for different projects and influenced by the huge amount of media and information around me. Vomit consist of regurgitated concepts or unaccepted ideas for new designs.

WARNING! Given my somewhat quirky take on the world, you might find some content on this page to be downright absurd, a little tasteless, or even borderline offensive. Oh, and a fair warning: there’s some spicy language and imagery with a touch of adult themes. But rest assured, none of this is here to stir up any hate or bad vibes—just the result of an spoiled imagination with too much time on its hands. Enjoy (or brace yourself)!

Cheese knife

For cutting cheese of course. 06/09/2024

Milk nutrition

Milk bottles design using variable font only. 31/07/2024

Unbeatable strategy

Rock paper scissors 05/06/2024

Merger

26/03/2024

Next level addiction

22/02/2024

India has landed on the moon

24/08/2023

GroTesco Clubcard

Promoting its club card loyalty scheme, the supermarket’s ad sees a woman enjoying the benefits of saving money – is pretty grotesque. 15/07/2023

Threads is a Twitter killer

10/07/2023

Just Eat

The correct logo for Just Eat with the cutlery placed it the form of letters "J" and "E". 30/05/2023

"the bird is freed" — Elon Musk

In October 2022 Elon Musk buys Twitter and fires entire director board, which is known for steering company to censor and to deplatform people for their speech and views. 02/11/2022

Itaewon, 29 October'22

31/10/2022

In memory of Mahsa Amini "2000–2022"

#iran #mahsaamini #headscarf #hijab #niqab #protest #moralitypolice. 22/09/2022

Minimalist 'Jaws' movie poster

Jaws is one of the most iconic visuals ever created for a preeminent horror film. During graphic-heavy poster era, I suggest revisiting the classic girl and shark visual and replacing it with a simple, typographic design with a shark graphic in the title. "You’re gonna need a bigger boat." 02/08/2022

Correct Peppa Pig logo

One of the main tasks in design is to simplify forms. Which I though of doing with the letter 'g' and the tail, replacing it with the tail itself, in such a way that it remains recognisable. 22/07/2022

Correct Molotow logo

Molotow marker pens have a distinct design and they are visible from far away. One thing could be done to improve visibility even further is to make logo legible from every angle. 01/05/2022

No more West

Russia's coat of arms is a double-headed eagle that looks to the West and to the East. Due to recent events, I propose redrawing the eagle so that the new eagle will be covering its head, suggesting that Russia has stopped looking at the West, at the truth, and that the road to Europe is closed to it. 31/03/2022

#prayforukraine emoji

Simple switch of colours creates a new icon that expresses the grievance with Ukraine. 26/02/2022

Bear in mind

English phrase of remembering something important

Bold, italic

If type was a person...

Brand juices

A contemporary habit of naming brands after fruits led me to revisit juice boxes

Oral-B

“The Drum is looking to help out LOCOG, by ruling on what will and will not be allowed in terms of advertising during the Olympics.” This was my entry for the ‘Longshot’ category which later shortlisted and took 3rd place. The idea was to show Oral-B dental floss in olympic action. 14/11/2012

Absolut Underground

Circle line on map of the London Underground looks more like a bottle of Absolut. 26/08/2011

"Don't be racist" plaster

Medical plasters are designed to cover the skin damage, cracks, scratches, spots etc. Generic plasters have a white person's skin colour, so they could remain invisible on white person's body. Has anyone saw black plasters for black people? 04/05/2009

Don't drink and drive

Idea for a social ad

Handled with care

Advert for British Airways demonstrating the care of their luggage transportation

Animal fur sale

Animals behind the bar(code). 08/11/2011

Happy St.Patrick's Day from Guinness

The most Irish stout brand Guinness is Celebrating St.Patrick's Day by printing it's own flag

Logo for Paralympic Games

Play on disability Access Symbols

Unicorn

Had to do it

Wine shapes #1

Wine bottle made out of glasses

Wine shapes #2

Glass shape made out of bottles

Comfort sitting

When ass giving you the feedback about the product

Tea (carrier) bag

Promotional print on plastic bag for tea brand

Lungs balloon

Lung-shaped balloons with anti-smoking messaging, simulating what lungs do during breathing. 07/11/2011

Bar Big Queue

Name for a popular BBQ restaurant

Flavoured milk cows

Idea for an ad of flavoured milk. Imagine a world where flavoured milk comes from a flavoured cow. Where strawberry cows eat strawberries, chocolate cows eat cocoa beans etc. All natural. 25/08/2011

Eyepod

What really inspired the creation of iPod. 02/03/2009

Thaipography

Stylistic typography of Thai

Just add water

The idea was to illustrate vitality of water in everyday's life. Like humans cannot live without the water we need water to vitalise ourselves. Water is the only thing needed to mix Cadbury's chocolate drink. So make sure you have it in the swimming poll before you jump in it. The visual was made for the Chip Shop Awards. 13/01/2013

Travel with Thomas Cook

See countries from the inside. Ad for a travel bureau for The Drum's Fauxlympics . 14/11/2012

Memory stick

Memories are stored in brains, digital memories are stored on the memory stick. 20/02/2009

Bottle eye opener

For those people who like boasting to open bottles with their eyes. 09/04/2012

Nuclear button bottle opener

Table accessory for the Oval office, to tickle the nerves of the visitors

Ciga-toy

Social ad for children thinking it's fun to smoke

Orange-peel skin

Wordplay for cellulite

Super glue Spok

For permanent glueing

Super glue Charles

For permanent glueing

Headphone design

Honeymoon

Wordplay

Fan design

Fan-shaped fan

Toilet water

Fashionable ad for toilet water brand. 27/08/2011

Leather jacket

Leather is made of animal's skin. What if it's made from human's skin?

Dyson fan

Product positioning in newspapers and magazines

Global recycling logo

Nail design

Wordplay

Business card for film companies

Info is recorded on film, developed and a single frame is given to a customer. Perhaps with the magnifying glass :D

Curly bracket books

Curly bracket looks like an open book. Potential logo for libraries, book binders, publishing houses etc.

Soft pack deodorant

Easiest way to press on deodorant spray is to squeeze it. 29/04/2022

Sucks hard

Ad shows the power of vacuum sucking. 05/08/2011

Fencing

Sponsor ad idea for The Drum's Fauxlympics. 03/11/2012

Laxative

Sponsor ad idea for The Drum's Fauxlympics. 14/11/2012

Super glue

Sponsor ad idea for The Drum's Fauxlympics. 12/11/2012

Underwater polo sport

Sponsor ad idea for The Drum's Fauxlympics. 13/11/2012

Gingerbread man

Costume idea for the halloween party. 06/11/2011

Greenpiss logo

The logo design for the brand with the bad agenda. 22/02/2008

WTF

29/12/2009

Greenpiss poster

The poster design for the brand with the bad agenda. 22/02/2008

Hair dryer

Make sure to try on a new haircut style next time you're at the barber's

Ad concept for Hawaiian Airlines

Ad for KwikFit

Anything can happen to your fancy car in a wrong neighbourhood. 16/08/2011

Article about horses

Classified design in newspapers and magazines

Beeline

In Russia Beeline and MTS are rival brands. Advert made by MTS illustrating blood line of a bee (Bee-line). Get it?

Heart attack

When heart strikes...

Zebra crossing in zoos

03/08/2011

Smoker's lungs

T-shirt prints projecting person's condition of their lungs

I love iceberg

Iconic signature designed by Milton Glaser, replacing heart with any element

I love music

Iconic signature designed by Milton Glaser, replacing heart with any element. Guitar pick

I love t-shirt

T-shirt with the image printed so that it comes full when joined with another half

BWM

Buying a car is like getting in a long time relationships. BMW is the abbreviation of a marriage proposition

Rude pregnancy

For those who finds two stripes intimidating. 31/01/2009

Ice cream locations on map

Custom pointer design

Stay focused

Male deodorant brand that shows men as a confident "female hunters" with an eye always focused

Smoking kills infants

Cigarette is like a knife that kill unborn. 15/08/11

Open-air music performance

American beer draft

For imported American beer. 9/11/11

French beer draft

For imported french beer. 9/11/11

Ноу смокинг

Russian wordplay

Oscar Pistorius gun barrel

Oscar Pistorius is a Paralympian sprint runner who shot his girlfriend multiple times and got five years imprisonment. To show my outrage I've designed this poster showing a running track in a form of a pistol. 29/10/2014

Oscar Pistorius sentence

Oscar Pistorius is a Paralympian sprint runner who shot his girlfriend multiple times and got five years imprisonment. To show my outrage I've designed this poster showing Nike logos in shape of preferred sentence. 29/10/2014

Oscar Pistorius Nike sponsor

Oscar Pistorius is a Paralympian sprint runner who shot his girlfriend multiple times and got five years imprisonment. To show my outrage I've designed this poster showing a play with Nike logo. 29/10/2014

Oscar Pistorius toilet stickers

Oscar Pistorius is a Paralympian sprint runner who shot his girlfriend multiple times and got five years imprisonment. To show my outrage I've designed an awareness stickers for toilet doors. 29/10/2014